C: Daddy, what kind of petals will I throw down the aisle at Auntie Suzie's wedding?
J: Umm..... probably bicycle pedals.
C: No... I mean at the wedding. What kind of petals will I throw on the aisle? Like... what kind of FLOWERS.
J: No hon... not flower petals. I think it's going to be bicycle pedals.
C: hhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrr. What color will they be? Blue? White?
J: Usually they are silver and black.
C: Daddy! Bicycles don't have petals! What are you trying to prove anyway? Are you trying to tell me I need to practice riding my bike?
J: No hon... I was just funnin' you. I think they will be rose petals. And they'll likely be white.
C: You know I can't take a joke, right?
J: Yes. I do.